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This is so fucking funny. Somewhere, an engineer got an assignment to build a "checkout-less" supermarket, and the only solution they had was "uhhhh get some people to watch you through a camera and write down your order." And then someone ELSE said "yea sounds good lets do it"

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Structure: Hook → Landing
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