Spencer Hakimian on Revenue

Lol if you think JPMorgan, with $175 billion in annual revenue, against $2.5 trillion dollars of liabilities, is going to magically invest $1.5 trillion in the United States, you need to go back and retake 6th grade.

2.3K likes178 repliesPosted Oct 13, 2025

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Why it worked

Leads with a specific number, which is concrete enough to be worth a second of attention.
Uses concrete numbers instead of vague claims, which makes it credible and quotable.
The opening line stands alone, so it reads completely before the post is expanded.
Short enough to read in full without expanding, which removes a step before the point lands.

The mechanics

Hook: Leads with a number
Structure: Hook → Landing
Style: Conversational paragraphs at a steady pace.
Tone: plain, matter-of-fact
Mechanisms: Specificity
Written for: Founders and operators

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