Ed Zitron on Revenue

coreweave shareholders got diluted by 4.5% or so in this deal. They magicked up another 22 million shares and sold them to NVIDIA. Very nice stuff, very nice, this is what you do when things are going "great"

821 likes9 repliesPosted Jan 26, 2026

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Why it worked

Opens with a short, self-contained line that is easy to take in at a glance.
Short enough to read in full without expanding, which removes a step before the point lands.
Short sentences keep the pace up, so the reader never has to re-read a line.
Quotes someone directly, which makes the moment concrete rather than summarised.

The mechanics

Hook: Plain observation
Structure: Hook → Landing
Style: Conversational paragraphs at a steady pace.
Tone: plain, matter-of-fact
Written for: Founders and operators

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